This blog is by no means quality. Like, at all.
I'm Ash, I'm Aussie and I obsess way too easy. There's an 'About Me' around here somewhere, if you're interested. Which you're not. But okay.
My askbox is open to all. Seriously, I'm like a two dollar whore but without the two dollars and without the whoring.
I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
How To Properly Pronounce 5 Seconds of Summer, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin & Calum Hood.
caloom hude im crying
LUKEY HEEMINES WHAT
ashTONE irWINE im PEEING
i cNA T FCKIGN BR EA TH