This blog is by no means quality. Like, at all.
I'm Ash, I'm Aussie and I obsess way too easy. There's an 'About Me' around here somewhere, if you're interested. Which you're not. But okay.
My askbox is open to all. Seriously, I'm like a two dollar whore but without the two dollars and without the whoring.
This pressure on bi women that, as soon as they come out to someone, they must provide a detailed dating history with the exact same number of women and men or otherwise they’re “not really bi” and “picked a side” must stop immediately.
She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people
well they should anyway