This blog is by no means quality. Like, at all.

I'm Ash, I'm Aussie and I obsess way too easy. There's an 'About Me' around here somewhere, if you're interested. Which you're not. But okay.

My askbox is open to all. Seriously, I'm like a two dollar whore but without the two dollars and without the whoring.

 

I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

(Source: cowboybebopping)

tarsusfour:

hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

Played 180,487 times

lukesarmpit:

irwinrepresent:

mukeulele:

luketimelow:

irswin:

lunar-louis:

How To Properly Pronounce 5 Seconds of Summer, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin & Calum Hood. 

caloom hude im crying

LUKEY HEEMINES WHAT

ashTONE irWINE im PEEING

i cNA T FCKIGN BR EA TH 

Its bacKkkkkkkkkkkk