This blog is by no means quality. Like, at all.

I'm Ash, I'm Aussie and I obsess way too easy. There's an 'About Me' around here somewhere, if you're interested. Which you're not. But okay.

My askbox is open to all. Seriously, I'm like a two dollar whore but without the two dollars and without the whoring.

 

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

bansheeandahunter:

This pressure on bi women that, as soon as they come out to someone, they must provide a detailed dating history with the exact same number of women and men or otherwise they’re “not really bi” and “picked a side” must stop immediately. 

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"

18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"

Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"

Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"

Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"

End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"

Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"

Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"

Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"

Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"

Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"

Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"

Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"

Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"

Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

officialbluearmy:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

i think we all know how much i’m going to cry in ‘the fallen son’ lets be honest.

(Source: thatmovieguydoe)

rdf2014:

youcantcancelquidditch:

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE EPISODE WITH THE ANDROGYNOUS ALIEN WHO WAS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE ITS GENDER WHEN IT CAME OF AGE?
ALL THE BOYS WANTED IT TO BECOME A BOY ALIEN, AND ALL THE GIRLS WANTED IT TO BECOME A GIRL ALIEN, BUT THEN THEY LEARNED THAT THEY WERE BEING HURTFUL BY PRESSURING, SO THEY DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE ALIEN’S DECISION NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE IT WASN’T THEIR CHOICE, AND IN THE END THE ALIEN DIDN’T TELL ANYONE? BECAUSE IT WASN’T ANYONE’S BUSINESS? 
AND IT WAS ALL PRETTY MUCH THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING NEWS TO ME AS A CHILD?

this show was my childhood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIHBFdEcIs

rdf2014:

youcantcancelquidditch:

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE EPISODE WITH THE ANDROGYNOUS ALIEN WHO WAS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE ITS GENDER WHEN IT CAME OF AGE?

ALL THE BOYS WANTED IT TO BECOME A BOY ALIEN, AND ALL THE GIRLS WANTED IT TO BECOME A GIRL ALIEN, BUT THEN THEY LEARNED THAT THEY WERE BEING HURTFUL BY PRESSURING, SO THEY DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE ALIEN’S DECISION NO MATTER WHAT, BECAUSE IT WASN’T THEIR CHOICE, AND IN THE END THE ALIEN DIDN’T TELL ANYONE? BECAUSE IT WASN’T ANYONE’S BUSINESS? 

AND IT WAS ALL PRETTY MUCH THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING NEWS TO ME AS A CHILD?

this show was my childhood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIHBFdEcIs

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